Monday, November 16, 2009

like a monkey with a miniature symbol...

If there were a movie in production about my life it would be this one displayed up top, but without the dying horse, flying dragon and the rock people would be more earthy and less boer. What’s sad about hearing other people’s problems that seem to never change is suddenly realising that this is my problem. I seem to be stuck in other people’s life’s yet have not one of my own. How to explain…oh ..Its like going to watch a movie then buying the DVD then watching it over and over until you know every line, every queue and soundtrack but instead of putting another movie into the player your stuck with the first one….on repeat.

Hell, I’m not complaining about the peeps in my life, or if it or not sucks or threaten to write a country and western song. It’s just, one needs to get to a point, where you don’t want to put another movie on and feel happy with whats playing at the moment. Now all I need to do is find the right one…any one know of any good DVD stores?

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Mom….Dad……I Suck MP’3 for kicks..

If there is one thing that tops those endless nights, curled up in bed eagerly drooling over….comics, the word is comics, I knew what you were thinking, but porn is digital and you don’t have to use hands to watch a screen…Um aaaaaannnnnyyyyyyway… The one thing that trumps comics is: Music.

I think I may even have a problem here, yes folks a problem. You see if a friend would be telling me how their life is shit and they cant’s handle the pressure’s of (insert problem here), my one shoulder would hold their head while the other tilts ever so slightly, to see the name of the song playing on their iTunes. I know I know its terrible and don’t let me get started, on the amount of mb’s ,that are chewed when listening or “sampling” the sweet melodies, but oh God…. the BPM’s and the bass oh the joys.

I was actually going to come up with a resolution to solve this problem but I seem to have gotten lost in what may be the anthem of my entire HOUR!!!!BYE!

Monday, November 2, 2009

Anyone got a duster?

*cough *cough *cough

sniff sniff sniff

shoh what has happened to this place, I think this dust is actually
trying to communicate with me??

Dust: Mmmmaaastaaahhhh???

Matt: um hello?

Duts: whhhyy have you forthssakinnn meeee maaaasssttaaahhhh???

Matt: Well its not that I have forsaken you really, more like I have
a job now and you know when I get home all I want to do is chill, you know??

Dust: No mmmmaaaaaassstttaaaaahh I livvve to seeerrvvveeeee you mmmaaastaaaaahhh

Matt: Um you don't have to call me that you know, I'm wigged out that I'm
actually writing down this conversation as it is.

Dust: F*&^$£ this shit I'm off to MissNtertainment.

yeah so this was a shameless plug at my sisters site but hey at least I didn't rant about the new Verimark Christmas Spots on Tv