Friday, September 4, 2009

to be or not to be...honest that is


Don't you hate it when you figure at a certain point, that being honest with the people around you has gone far enough, to be totally forthcoming. Then to have it backfire like a Charlies Bakery cupcake?

What does one do when faced with the situation???

SHUT THE FUCK UP! no one wants to know the truth and even when they do, all this other shit comes out and you land up being the cunt that sits at the kiddies table. There we go folks, its that simple and no money back guarantee on that coz it works. So spread the word or don't, you choose, choose a life a false cookies with a sprinkle of denial served with a cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Going to get wasted now, enjoy you weekend

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Make Mine A Small World After All

So, if you're a comic fanatic like me and is a follower to that chunk of literal and visual entertainment that is Marvel Entertainment Inc. You would have already heard the 4 Billion aquisition of Marvel by Disney. O f course the pimple porn induced nerds of the world coughed on their "diet"sodas upon hearing this anouncement, your's truly included.the question now is:

So what does this mean?

There are alot of articles adressing this situation, but all leading to the fact that Marvel will still retain it's individual integrity. I wont lie to you but I am one of those people who are as about uneasy as a spectator at a Kurt Darren Mall Concert. I would love to accept this and go whoopty doo but we all know business is more than just letterheads and grey farty men. Its not the fact that I'm slitting my wrists at a Bambi and Wolverine team up, what worries me, is the eventual 5 year plan to "restructure" Marvel to fall under the Disney iron skirt.Where restrictions are placed on content of writing and art, like "example:" no gay members of the X-Men or lazer guns for The Punisher.

So sue me if I'm being paranoid but some of us have grown up with Marvel and we've been through changes but has anyone ever heard of the cartoon show Doug? need i say more? The last time I heard everything was not going to change and its all good...I got retrenched. I hope I'm being a analy paranoidle idiot...prove me wrong Disney, let this be a Kingdom Hearts and not a Doug. Read more at Marvel or there are interesting articles at Newserama

Later Hoes n Broes

Monday, August 31, 2009

Happy News for once


So there I was busy doing a project for this College in Milan when lo' and behold I made it though to the first round, Yay!!! If I win I get one of 30 Scholarships they are handing out. So that’s.....

A: an international education
B: Location, Location, Location
C: Potential Hotties!!!!!!!!

So pay a visit to the sight and vote for me even leave a comment if you want. It’s a really good idea, so I’m not asking pity votes (although I would never refuse a free drink). http://creativediary.net/
Look for: Matthew Neophytou. duh.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Hey there

You know I really wish I had more to say on a regular bases, I mean these long waits must be killing you guys, he wrote whilst yearning for the inkling of reciprocation. Well one thing I did get together this week was my scholarship project for the EID Institute in Milano. I sent it off two days ago. Whoop whoop!

Now I have no idea what I will do if I win as one still has to come up with enrolment fees, which is like attempted genocide on the bank account, but winning is actually all one needs and not the prize. If that makes any sense.

Friday, July 24, 2009

A Rant

Go away Glomail Adverts! with your matchbox budgets capable of only hiring face-for-radio “actors” with a penchant for hanging around fires wearing synthetic retarded blankets with holes in or 40+ year old sleepovers on glorified lilos, ooh botox too much?? How about squeezing snail foot all over your face and see in 2 weeks if that works, while watching your brat play on his laptop which basically is a heap of un-eco friendly plastic, housing a 1-inch LCD screen but oh you can add sums in Afrikaans? well fry my ass and call me Einstein!! I didn’t know they had a boere version of the number 1, back to school for me.Of course I can get plenty exercise for PT running on a state-of-the-art mat, watching state-of-the-art 2-bit pixels, if your “workout" cause's you to pee, you could wipe it up with microfibre plastic so small they had to computer generate it .ooh graphics. Money back guarantee! How’s about I pay you to never make any of that shit ever again that would be the greatest back guarantee ever!!! Go away Glomail no one likes you!!!!!

this is a rant.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Hey hey hey!!!!


Been ages hey? But anyhew I’ve actually been quite a busy beaver, and not just the social circuit. Have a lot of mini stuff in the pipelines so watch this space and not my ass. Okay maybe my ass, its cute right? Don’t deny it…..

Went for a casting yesterday for an overseas brand, had to act, it was fun!!! I miss acting. I chose advertising as I thought it was more stable “low and behold” later, cue in frying pan (labelled- reality check) to face. So that’s one thing to hold thumbs for. I’m also working on a semi- secret project for a college over seas, that if I win I get in!!! Some people know others don’t. Now I don’t want to tell all just yet, as I am a firm believer in the power of Jinx, so bear with me until further notice, wow I’m like Bold and the Beautiful with that hook, except I don’t sleep around with family members, although I am Greek so how could I know.

So on Sunday I was the victim of a crime (no, no SABC3 sponsored musician was no where near my ears). It was Just off Long Street (shock) where some Bergie took my phone right out of my hands and poofed it away into his bag. Cue a slightly tipsy Matti running after him begging for at least the SIM card back, oh he gave me something right, like three punches’ later. Not hectic ones but it was assault, thank God for a group of ladies and a cab driver later and a friend I got my phone back!! But what really got me was how the people around me really helped me. It was reminiscent of the scene in Kindergarden Cop where the kids yell “Stranger Stranger”, and how the most effective weapon is not a knife or gun but a voice and you can never run out of bullets with that…….unless you really scream loud.

Okay I’m out Enjoy the weekend people

Monday, June 8, 2009

I’m A Pervert and I’m Proud Of It!!

Are you one of those people who don’t just watch films..they rape them!!!!! And I don’t mean that in the offensive way I mean it in the way a dog would devour a bone way…okay just in case you were wondering I’m not talking about porn, I’m talking about normal movies you see in the theatres. Of course not the Hanna Montana’s or National Lampoons, this is more on the dare-I say-it “Indie” circuit. (GASP!!). I like to think I get it from my actor side of my brain…which I call the Dramatic lobe (it has many uses than the one stated here). I came across this wonderful piece of production called “ The Perverts Guide To Cinema” I must say I was thrilled at the fact of this piece of medium rare sirloin stake. Mmmmmmo. I suppose it lets me know I’m not the only one who loooooooovvvvvesssssss what goes into a making of a movie.

Take a look: www.thepervertsguide.com

PS: listening to Wrecked Metal- Zeigeist naaaaiiicceee!!!!