Matt: Hello Diary, its been a long time my friend how have you been?
Diary: oh my god Matt where have you been?? I have so much to tell you, well fir..
Matt: Okay that was a rhetorical and how actually am I conversing with you you have no lips or even a mind to speak from. What is making this possible?
Diary: Seriously? after all these years only now you're asking this?
Matt: Um yeah..so?
Diary: well Matt what I can say is that; Diary is Matt and Matt is Diary...
Matt: What the fuck is that suppose to mean?
Diary: That Your mind is the equivalent of a Boeing 747-8 in a car wash.
Matt: again... What the hell is that suppose to mean?
Diary: You are like a pair of sneakers being worn by a deck chair.
Matt: okay you're getting weird...
Diary: Say's the guy who's literally typing to himself.
Matt: Wait a minute, are you saying this is all in my head?
Dairy:...and Bingo was his name.
Bingo: Finally you acknowledge me!
Matt: ----------------------
Aroused - Tom Vek's SUB-EDIT by Tom Vek
Billy Ocean - Caribbean Queen (Tesla Boy edit) by Tesla Boy
Final DJs- Moonlight Serenade by FINAL DJs
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