Don't know when I'll be back again

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Jokes, I know it was like 15 days ago but I’ve been busy…or had no Data bundles or just plain lazy. (Pick one)
Any hew good news people, it seems this little bird is going to flutter away for a while, where you ask? Well the default place that all Africans go to: England.
If you would like to explain why I’m going, fat chance, I don’t even know why I’m going either. All I know is that sometimes people need to do something or else they will go crazy, so I should’ve done this a looooooooooooooooooooooong time ago in fact I should have done it before I was born.

Of course I’ll keep you or I should say myself (and 9 of you) updated. Even more I would assume, as there is much to do their and all sorts of mischief to get up to.

I'll leave todays post with an awesome remix by a guy I'm really getting into this year, even tho he's been around (it takes time to appreciate music). Pomp it loud coz when the synths kick in you will experience it in full!!! enjoy

Walking On Lightning (U-Tern Blend) - Kris Menace & The Dream

Civi War: Cape Town

Has anyone noticed the amount of shitness that’s happening around Cape Town lately? I’m speaking purely on the point of people being who they are; different, irritating, cool, snobbish, ugly, fuckable, small…ect ect. But Recently people have obviously gotten sick of people being human and decided to post their comments in a public domain. Sure that’s what I do, but I like to think there is a purpose for me posting up my rants, at least for humour sake.

I mean the amount of kak that is written about how the Kool kids are damaged kids, or the young kids are so lame. yadda, yadda, yadda, now I have been known to say stuff in the similar vein but I actually have had the capacity to think further by not frequenting the places or hanging around those people.

Why oh why is this happening in such a cosmopolitan city?. I mean this is Cape Town people!! the place where the freaks hang out with the norms and nothing is said. I had a colleague who went to that Synergy thing this past weekend and got sneered at because his wife is white and he is black. Fuck is this the 80’s? I’m getting really disappointed with this place and I don’t want to be. So any of you fucks who can’t stand anybody who is different or inexperienced or lame or “cool” do something pro-active about it (and I don’t mean Columbine pro-active)

I know its tough and hard (believe me, I have been the object of many spat on's) but deal with your issue's coz 99% of the time thast what they are doing as well. Once you have started, it will be better for yourself and better for this beautiful City.

Great…. now my next post will be able flower arrangement ..thanks a lot…

Stroke the Tiger

So there’s this guy right? Dj producer type guy, calls himself Fear Of Tigers, got into him awhile back when I fell in love with his “Love like Semtex – Infadels”remix. Then one after the other he popped awesomeness out, like a golden egg laying goose on LSD.

FOF can take a song and make it into a journey of synthial synapses wrapped in clouds of fluffy beats. Just recently (like two days ago) he released his first album..FOR FREE!! Yes, FOR FREE and I can tell you, It is everything and all, so I urge all 9 of you following me to drop whatever you are doing (coz lets face it we’re at work, at this time, and this is a great reason to stop with the boredom) and go here and download , trust me it is a fun album that will guarantee to lighten any day.. except if you’re one of those depressive types then pop an anti- and get ready for a great ride.

Growl...treble...growl!!!

like a monkey with a miniature symbol...

If there were a movie in production about my life it would be this one displayed up top, but without the dying horse, flying dragon and the rock people would be more earthy and less boer. What’s sad about hearing other people’s problems that seem to never change is suddenly realising that this is my problem. I seem to be stuck in other people’s life’s yet have not one of my own. How to explain…oh ..Its like going to watch a movie then buying the DVD then watching it over and over until you know every line, every queue and soundtrack but instead of putting another movie into the player your stuck with the first one….on repeat.

Hell, I’m not complaining about the peeps in my life, or if it or not sucks or threaten to write a country and western song. It’s just, one needs to get to a point, where you don’t want to put another movie on and feel happy with whats playing at the moment. Now all I need to do is find the right one…any one know of any good DVD stores?

Mom….Dad……I Suck MP’3 for kicks..

If there is one thing that tops those endless nights, curled up in bed eagerly drooling over….comics, the word is comics, I knew what you were thinking, but porn is digital and you don’t have to use hands to watch a screen…Um aaaaaannnnnyyyyyyway… The one thing that trumps comics is: Music.

I think I may even have a problem here, yes folks a problem. You see if a friend would be telling me how their life is shit and they cant’s handle the pressure’s of (insert problem here), my one shoulder would hold their head while the other tilts ever so slightly, to see the name of the song playing on their iTunes. I know I know its terrible and don’t let me get started, on the amount of mb’s ,that are chewed when listening or “sampling” the sweet melodies, but oh God…. the BPM’s and the bass oh the joys.

I was actually going to come up with a resolution to solve this problem but I seem to have gotten lost in what may be the anthem of my entire HOUR!!!!BYE!

Anyone got a duster?

*cough *cough *cough

sniff sniff sniff

shoh what has happened to this place, I think this dust is actually
trying to communicate with me??

Dust: Mmmmaaastaaahhhh???

Matt: um hello?

Duts: whhhyy have you forthssakinnn meeee maaaasssttaaahhhh???

Matt: Well its not that I have forsaken you really, more like I have
a job now and you know when I get home all I want to do is chill, you know??

Dust: No mmmmaaaaaassstttaaaaahh I livvve to seeerrvvveeeee you mmmaaastaaaaahhh

Matt: Um you don't have to call me that you know, I'm wigged out that I'm
actually writing down this conversation as it is.

Dust: F*&^$£ this shit I'm off to MissNtertainment.


yeah so this was a shameless plug at my sisters site but hey at least I didn't rant about the new Verimark Christmas Spots on Tv

Wind beneath my mountain.

Before I go into a spew about the gastronomical farts that are either coming from Table Mountain or Robin Island. I GOT A JOB! Don’t all seven of you following my blog drop dead now, to think it took 7 months to get to this point…hold on 7 followers…7 months…7 days of the week…7 Eleven…its all connected!!! Spooky. Any way, I start tomorrow, can’t wait to wake up early and work and then complain about waking up early and moan about working, the joys of employment!

So I cant tell you anything that happened with me over the weekend, as I was far away in the land of mucus and membrane, yup I was sick and missed out on all the Loerie action but anyone can go onto the Book and check out the photo’s of what occurred. Although it seemed Cape Town itself wanted the rest of the country out of its borders judging by the crap but lovely bed weather.
I can tell you I had another run in with the opposite of the law, when I was harassed by street kids at the top of Long, not cool. In all the pushing and swearing my nose somehow attracted the car door, I still have a bruise, try blowing your nose for four days with that. Ouch. Sigh, life’s little obstacles are starting to reach beyond the PG label…okay it reached that a looong time ago but who wants to hear that.

Off to bed for me now and I will try not to have three little pig dreams for fear of my windows huff huff huffing in on me. laters